The aisle is wider than a phone held upright. Rotate, and they will come.
Rise of the Church Karens
They are coming down the aisle with their hymnals up and their opinions louder. Shoot them before they reach you. The pinched crown of the head is the weak point — take it and she staggers. Some hang back and throw crosses; shoot those out of the air. The ranked ones raise a lectern and wear the hat over the weak point, so take the hat off first.